Insanity- Plain and Simple

So this is how far I’ve made it in my wallet painting. Looks good so far right?

wherethehoneydipsat:

you know when you take a shower and you go to your room and you’re gonna put on clothes but then you get distracted with tumblr and you’re just naked in your room for an hour? no? it’s just me? o ok

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fitvillains:

WARNING: BRUTAL metabolic meltdown coming through!

This workout will leave you dripping with sweat and you’ll need to dig DEEP to finish all 4 rounds. It’s a SERIOUS challenge: make sure to modify for your level. It’s ALL bodyweight, no equipment required! You can kill this anywhere and with anyone.

I really LOVED this workout, and so did my bootcampers! Give it a try, but be prepared to SWEAT! Take breaks when you need to, and hydrate throughout.

9 exercises. 1000 reps. INTENSE. CRAZY. AMAZING.

How To Do It

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itsdamnfunny:

Visit itsdamnfunny.tumblr.com for more laughs!

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This is going to be amusing since you know I can’t paint anything. >.>

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thorhead:

mary had a little lamb

its heart was black as coal.

it crept into her room one night

and ate her fucking soul.

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thelokipokey:

TESTIFY

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fun. | Call Me Maybe (cover)

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thewritershelpers:

Take the test!

The test tests how many words you can read in a minute and you do a little quiz at the end to make sure you actually understood it. All in good fun!

Reblog this with your score, I can read 62% faster that the average population and could read Harry Potter and the philosophers stone in just over 3 hours.

Awesome sauce!

-S

Edit:

I’m 272% faster. I’m better than you.

-C

You read 1,160 words per minute.
That makes you 364% faster than the national average.
If you maintained this reading speed, you could read Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone by J.K. Rowling in 1 hour and 6 minutes.

Fucks yea!

most-awkward-moments:

if you’re human, you’re gonna love this blog.

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thehappytampon:

psychoboss:

izayamopingalonewithhotpot:

ryokothegreat:

super-gays:

lisola:

best friend: loki (aw yea)

lover: thor (AW YEA)

first kiss: steve

enemy: tony (is it because I kissed steve)

cockblocked by: loki (lmao makes sense)

killed by: tony (dammit you unforgiving ass) 

steve is my best friend; my lover is hawkeye; loki is my first kiss; natasha is my enemy; im cockblocked by stark GO FIGURE; killed my loki oh ok

Best Friend: Loki, we will go shopping and get our hair did.

Lover: Loki, we will so shopping and make out.

First Kiss: Bruce… okay

Enemy: Thor, logical since I’m banging his bro.

Cockblocked by: Tony, perfect, yes.

Killed by: Natasha, acceptable.

Best Friend: Thor fuck yeah
Lover: Tony.. o
First Kiss: Tony ok
Enemy: Steve omfg
Cockblocked by: Natasha dkljsdgkl
Killed by: Tony NO NO WHY

Best Friend: Natasha awesome
Lover: Loki aw yeah
First Kiss: Loki it was love at first sight apparently
Enemy: Tony Noooooo D:
Cockblocked by: Steve but why tho?
Killed by: Steve OMG WHY STEVE WHY

Steve does not like me for some reason. ;A;

Best friend: Steve

Lover: Steve

First Kiss: Tony

Enemy: Steve

Cockblocked by: Natasha

Killed by: Clint

Steve and I have a Mr. and Mrs. Smith thing going on apparently.

Best Friend: Steve

Lover: Loki

First Kiss: Steve

Enemy: Natasha

Cockblocked by: Thor

Killed by: Clint

Well then…

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